DO NOT THINK OF YOUR CRUSH IN A CUTE CHRISTMAS SWEATER DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE UNLESS YOU WANT UNBEARABLE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
so i came out on facebook today
I have not been able to taste
coffee in months.
I don’t even bother
using sugar anymore
or keeping it black -
It’s no use, no flavor,
I found I prefer
hot cocoa anyway
after I spilled tea on the floor
and declared the stains were
too much of a chore to clean,
thus the switch, yet again.
I’m nostalgic, though,
for the days when
light would filter in
through the window,
illuminating the particles of dust
floating inside our room -
the snow equivalent in
a pacific island.
But whether it’s that
or the aroma of
freshly brewed caffeine
wafting in the air,
I miss the way we used to argue.
There’s a rationalization behind why
movie sequels usually suck.
An end is an end.
Things break for a reason.
We broke for a reason,
and we don’t need a low-budget part two.
That is why,
despite my caffeine addiction,
I don’t go to Starbucks as much.
I’ve been staying clear of movie sequels.
I’ve been ordering decaf instead.
My psychology book tries so hard to be hip.
I noticed this in the margins in the chapter on sleep.
Rock on Psychology, 10th Edition, rock on.
LOL Okay I’m sorry but if you are in practically your bra and panties you may not be asking for it but you are inferring it. Sluts and their excuses.
bra and panties aka also the same clothing silhouette for a swimsuit. obviously that means all ladies at beaches and pools are “inferring” to it as well? fuck you ass-douche.
the sleepier you are the more i want to kiss you
TELL THIS TO THE FUCKERS IN THE GODDAMN CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT.
Well you can tell them, but they’re probably too busy making fake healthcare sites to listen.
straight sex is so weird
The girls with the weird eyes.