"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson
Dude I’ve always wanted a car like this
well that was morbid as all hell
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
"all opinions are valid" only applies to subjective shit like ice cream flavours, when it come to whether or not certain types of people are allowed to live safe and comfortable lives, I’d say objectivity was pretty fucking important.
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
his teeth fucking shined
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?
. what the fuck is sex