GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
I fucking love this. It was in color so I edited it b&w.
this is so fuckin true
One of my favourite tumblr photos
This is the best thing ever
not my blog style, but must reblog..
love love love
File under: things I need in my wardrobe immediately
This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.
when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i’d finished i got a fucking round of applause i shit you not
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first