i could not get enough, and so i drew some blood

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

cheezburgah:

la-luttte:

solytaire:

acidandcats:

undefined-trust:

sommeraufderhaut:

n-y-c-t-o-p-h-i-l-i-a:

I fucking love this. It was in color so I edited it b&w.

this is so fuckin true 

One of my favourite tumblr photos

This is the best thing ever

not my blog style, but must reblog..

love love love

kaylakat94:

i-am—i-am—i-am:

somanyothercountries:

File under: things I need in my wardrobe immediately

This

This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time. 

my-name-is-hilarious:

when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i’d finished i got a fucking round of applause i shit you not

and just drown with me.

thisisnotbruce:

Melting Tights

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first